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Best Kept Secret - Demos & Rarities 2001​-​2004

by luxembourg

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here we come like we’ve always done but in droves, if you believe what you read i was born with a bit of both but i’m not sitting on the fence ‘cos your arguments for keeping us all at bay all amount to the same old thing you happen to have it and you happen to like it and you’re not giving it away but take it easy take it easy no one will get hurt (oh oh) if you relax it will be painless take it easy take it easy we’ll be oh so slow (oh oh) you’ll barely notice us arrive at all well, are you sure that you’re oh so pure? just how far back do you want to go? i heard your father was a regular charmer and you probably have a sister in montego bay would you be the same person if your mother had dumped him and conceived you in a different way? you happen to be here and you happen to like it but you can’t take it with you anyway so let it go and let us have it well, was that really so hard? and you might even find you like it let it go and let us have it it’s inevitable, yes! we’ve taken your cities and we’ve got designs on your countryside
2.
mother fills the air with her perfume the candles burn a hole through her eyes the arms around her offer protection the stone walls are just somewhere to hide from those who wouldn't be understanding of all that is about to unfurl stand up, hold up your head and keep on singing stand up, hold up, hold on stand up, hold up your head and keep on singing stand up, hold up, hold on and mother knows exactly why she's here it's not the first and won't be the last time she always says it will be the last time although she knows it's not up to her now and mother knows exactly why she's here it's not the first and won't be the last time she always says it will be the last time although she knows it's not up to her now and now she stares up into that empty space and fills it with words and voices, pain and fear as one of the voices grows louder and tells her what she needs to hear the voice departs but the pain won't disappear
3.
'79 to '91 and a nation led astray by a mad leader 1991 to 2000 the best years of a generation stolen by a dictator 1993 to 2003 and a man’s twenties are stunted by crippling shyness well shyness is nice but shyness can stop you from overthrowing oppressive political regimes (and our leader says) "all i’m saying all i’m doing i can’t breathe without your love" cut’n’paste films and tunes to make a collage of resistance the stage is the street is the stage bring down enemy servers by bombarding with e-mails use digital cameras and satellite phones and sing... "why can’t my keyboard help me now? my home has been bombed into the past why can’t my country compensate me? this Lady took the best years of my life" we are the resistance the resistance is futile generation reporting mass desertion from the frontline
4.
i’m stuck at home with a thousand housewives they’re such a scream at least for a while from their tireless questioning they never cease: how to keep your man how to effect world peace so why did you ask me out when you knew you could not deliver? we went out somewhere then came back again so why do you look terrified? i don’t care if you never make a move just as long as you don’t say it’s time to leave stay around a while i can make more tea you can put on a record just don’t say you’re going cos what the housewives don’t tell you because they don’t want to distress you is it’s a lonely, lonely vigil that we’re keeping and it’s all for you now you’re sending me messages that i can’t quite read you write, “hope you’re well” when you mean, “come and see me” you write, “how are you?” when you mean, “how i want you” and your “see you soon” means, “put those arms around me” so why did you ask me out when you knew you could not deliver? i could wait all day in your favourite café but the staff are almost ready to turn me away cos what the housewives don’t tell you because they don’t want to depress you is it’s a lonely, lonely vigil that we’re keeping what the housewives don’t tell you what they never have done and they never will do it’s a lonely, lonely vigil that we’re keeping and it’s all for you you see there’s something that the housewives don’t tell you because they really, really don’t want to distress you but me, i’m not so concerned with protecting your feelings i think there’s something that you ought to know
5.
when we met you made a niche inside my body beneath my ribcage and above my spleen the niche was small at first but you filled it completely and with time you and the niche both grew and grew and grew into a complex universe of spores and nodules weaving between kidney, heart and lung but always friendly so benign and ever-welcome but then you shrank and you left left your negative inside and the search it goes on and the search it goes on but hope, it fades with the passing days and the search it goes on and the search it goes on and on... but hope is fading fading with the passing days soon you became an extra vital internal organ and then you shrank and left a howling void behind you there are endless doorless corridors inside my upper torso unique impression cast within me now search continues, hope fades...
6.
it goes like this... (something like this) there are moments of joy they're interspersed with something else that i call constantly searching for escape please don't - please don't try to stop things from progressing don't you ever try to stop things from progressing but i need things to slow down it's getting fast so very fast - but not fast enough it takes progressively more energy to yield the same small reward i'm running fast i'm standing still i think i'm making progress but i need things to slow down
7.
a lime and lemon confection brazil nut cracked inside steel jaws coriander and parsley musky perfume in classrooms coal tar soap like a soft drink a chocolate egg filled with...chocolate a tin foil spud in the fireplace the ajax scrubbing formica the lager brewery hops smell the sunday gravy ambrosia it was the best thing i ever tasted the first thing i ever tasted the first thing... palmolive soap on your shiny hands the batter licked from the mix-bowl the liquid for bubble blowing when i smell these things i know that time is a trick and no more
8.
Make It 04:19
you were schooled in a monastery discipline, latin and classics and you slept there each night though your parents lived very nearby but i went to a bog-standard comp that was neither the north or the south while you studied socrates, shakespeare and chaucer my mind was on woodwork and physics i’m nothing like you and you’re nothing like me but i think we can make it i’m sure we can make it i feel we can make it work out no, i don’t think we’ll make it i’m sure we won’t make it i feel... like it’s not going to work out now you are very well-spoken i’m black country via home counties your complexion is flawless mine leaves something to be desired but you say that you like me the way that i am shall i read you the phonebook? i’ve never met anyone like you before but the novelty’s starting to wear off i’m sorry, i’m sorry i’m sorry again but how long have you waited for a chance like this? well it didn’t work when you were younger so it’s not going to work out now now who’ll be the lonelier will it be you or i?
9.
(let’s kid ourselves) i’m starting out with such good intentions i’m starting out with the perfect plan i'm gonna write just what i see i’m gonna say just what i feel i’m gonna do things my own way no one says no, and no one tries to stop me no one conspires (at least not openly) there are no thumbscrews to be seen there are no pressures spoken of but i feel the need to please i want success just like the rest i write what i need to meet this end this goes down well still i want more i take more and it’s never enough sometimes i wake up out of the dreaming know there’s a problem, know that i must act but someone always reassures or opens up a few more doors and i fall back into the dream just for a moment i can’t imagine why you buy it i can’t imagine why i buy it anymore and i will tell the truth one day but not just now (no, not today) because there’s really no need to worry i’m in and out of the dream i’m in and out of the dream stop - don’t stop stop - don’t stop
10.
do you remember us on that minibus with me staring at your feet? and even judging by your footwear i knew we had to meet so it’s a crying shame that in the mating game i have the prowess of a fool when we got to the farm i should have turned on the charm but instead i played it cool are you with or without her? you’d be so much happier with me if you’re available i’m unrestrainable can’t you see? i want your close-cropped hair i want your pale blue eyes and i want your soft hands and your handsome thighs i want your gormless grin your regional accent and i want your cracked lips and i want your snake hips and i want it right now and i might even and i might even tell you now my days are filled with ways in which our paths might cross i’ve never been down to your part of town as much as i have this week are you with or without me? you’d be so much happier without are you available? you see, i’m uncontainable can’t you see? i want your peachy skin and i want it now i want your well-groomed nails and your tended brow i’d let your supple arms drape across my frame i want the things you’ve got i think you feel the same i’d let your three-day stubble tear across my cheek i want to hold your hand until some time next week i want your winning ways and your ample chest i want the bits on display and i want the rest
11.
Raised 03:40
the cherished things were sold to raise some cash the rationale was poor driven just by pride and later on regretted the money for the trip could have been raised in a civilised way those things were sold – they were not forgotten when those things are found there will be comfort when those things are found there will be sadness all this letting go and taking back ..and letting go again is done with so much care the very things that go to make a lifetime disappeared overnight and never re-united stored away untroubled by the years so on the day they left they looked just as good as when first created
12.
i came home early found you sleeping on the stairs with the woman from next door i came to surprise you and you did look quite surprised when i found you lying naked on the floor i guess that when i told you i would leave you if you cheated you took it as a promise, not a threat but now we’re really here i don’t feel like making your life that easy i feel like making it hard on you i need a little bit more than you can give me i need a microscopic shred of honesty i need a little bit more than you’re capable of giving so i’m leaving you i’m leaving you now i came home early found you skulking in the bathroom with the local football team you tried to convince me there was nothing going on did you think i hadn’t heard that one before? it didn’t look to me like you were planning sunday fixtures or discussing the finer points of the offside rule so don’t expect me now to keep providing the refreshments forget the biscuits - i’ll be showing you the door i want you to stop and think think what you’ve done to me
13.
Woof woof woof.
14.
when you're overwrought when you're overtired when you need a plain word of hope just this once in a while please don't forget that part i might just drop my guard tonight you're forgiven tomorrow i might just despise you but that's all to come come crawling into my bed your hands and knees work just fine there's room for one more in my bed these old sheets have seen it all these four posts would tell their stories if they could but i'm kind of glad they don't if you're open to ideas if you're tired, if it's been years since you've been had well i guess i could do you a favour oh but don't say i'm easy i sleep in the same bed each night i just let them come to me come crawling into my bed your hands and knees work just fine there's room for twelve more in my bed if you've had more than enough of your own company i know that i have i know that i have so get into my bed oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no my bed oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no cos baby, these old sheets have seen it all these four posts would tell their stories if they could but i'm kind of glad they don't if you're open to ideas if you're tired, if it's been years since you've been had well i guess i could do you a favour when you're overwrought when you're overtired when you need a plain word of hope when you're overwrought when you're overtired when you need a plain word of hope when you're overwrought when you're overtired when you need a plain word of hope when you need a plain word of hope when you need a plain old word of hope You sure you want to be with me I've nothing to give?

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This is not our debut album.

A collection of lost singles, b-sides, live tracks and remixes released between 2001 & 2004. Much better than that sounds.

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released December 13, 2004

All tracks written by Luxembourg except 2 by Luxembourg and Bashford.
1 & 8 produced by Brian O'Shaughnessy & Luxembourg at Bark
2 produced by Luxembourg at Biscuit
3, 6, 11, 12 & 13 produced by Luxembourg, engineered by Alex Piot at River
3 includes a sample from "Without Your Love" by Charlerelle & The Louchettes, written by Christie & Kelman. Honest.
4 recorded live at the Betsey Trotwood 21/10/04
5 & 7 produced by Darren Allison & Luxembourg, engineered & mixed by Darren Allison
9 original session by Tom Rixton, additional production & mix by Darren Allison at Triangle N12
10 recorded live at Orange & Blue for Kooba Radio
13 remixed by The Reductor
14 recorded live at The Fan Club 06/09/03

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Best Kept Secret reviews:

playlouder
"Luxembourg are men of beautiful cheapness, just like this record..."

independent on sunday
"The sound of a young band nobly groping for greatness..."

kitten painting
"My, how these tunes twist, turn and shimmer..."

cmu
"The ideal package to find in your stocking this Christmas..."

you're so old street
"Best Kept Secret appears to be glued into my discman..."

planet sound
"They have more class than the rest and are probably better in bed too..."

vanity project
"Lyrically inventive, and unafraid to add an electro-boot up their own foppish arse..."

trakmarx
"A sound informed by Roxy Music, early Pulp & a ton of self belief..."

god is in the tv
"The antithesis and antidote to cheesy, manufactured pop music..."

sounds-xp
"If it’s this fucking amazingly good, ye gods, what will their real debut album be like?"

designer magazine
"A musical history of their experiences so far with wit, style and originality..."

p2 magazine
"In a perfect world, Let Us Have It and Search Continues, Hope Fades would be number one forever..."

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Luxembourg are a British five-piece indie band, formed in London in 2001. Most often compared to artists like Pulp, The Smiths, Suede and Roxy Music, they have been described as "pop noir".

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